why settle
for the dry gray fuzz of dreams
when you can have the
brightest
purplest
most rotund grape
you've ever seen
on a screen 

studying history gives
proven methods and
tested ideas to
cheat friends
stir hate
wage wars (and
occasionally
save lives)

it's time we forget

we're afraid aliens would kill us all because we know for damn sure we'd slaughter them

some people just can't have nice things

(because no matter what you give them, it will never be quite good enough)

if you're a fan of minimalism, I suggest you avoid an advanced scientific degree.

(e.g. neuroscience(behavioural) . see also: psychology)

making up new words is, fortunately, sometimes tolerated

If society ever actually fixed any of its problems, then we'd have the burden of unemployed social workers.

Maintaining a healthy economy too often trumps the need for a functional society.